Now Beer Pong Will Give You Swine Flu: "According to administration officials at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, New York, drinking games like beer pong have been linked to the spread of the H1N1 virus. Drinking from shared cups — even medically sanitary red Solo ones! — is apparently a surefire way to pass swine flu, and several students at the school seem to have contracted it that way. This is great. As if we weren't bad enough at beer pong, now we have the threat of a debilitating illness with every cup we lose to the other team. [NYP]
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Shared: The Secret of My Success
Survival of the fittest.
Shared: She Fights Her Own Battles
Society never disappoints.
She Fights Her Own Battles: "Post Office, East 70th Street, 2PM
An elderly woman is taking a very long time at the automated postage computer and a lengthy line has formed behind her.
Young Man (very loudly): There should be a muthafuckin' age limit for these machines!
Middle-Aged Man: Sir! That language is uncalled for around ladies! Unacceptable!
Elderly Woman: Thank you, but I can fight my own battles. (Speaking to young man) Eat shit, dick face!
Young Woman: ROCK ON!Subscribe to Joe.My.God."
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Shared: Obviously it wasn't armed robbery...
Lawsuit.
Obviously it wasn't armed robbery... | Oddly Enough | Reuters: "MIAMI (Reuters) - A bank in Florida refused to cash a check for an armless man because he could not provide a thumbprint.
'They looked at my prosthetic hands and the teller said, 'Well, obviously you can't give us a thumbprint',' Steve Valdez told CNN on Wednesday."
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