Against his will, my boss is trying to beat Charles Osborne's record for having hiccups.
Coworkers have offered various "cures" to rid him of his hiccups.
One suggested with a strong amount of hope, "Hold your breath."
"I don't want to die," my boss said.
"I don't want to kill you," I replied.
That's what I call striving for a promotion and a raise.
