Thursday, April 30, 2009

Work Quip

Against his will, my boss is trying to beat Charles Osborne's record for having hiccups.

 Coworkers have offered various "cures" to rid him of his hiccups.

 One suggested with a strong amount of hope, "Hold your breath."

"I don't want to die," my boss said.

 "I don't want to kill you," I replied.

That's what I call striving for a promotion and a raise.