Dangerous Animals–Primates (HB 4801/PA 96‐1219): Prohibits a person from having in his or her possession any primate, except at a properly designated facility.
--http://downersgrove.patch.com/articles/nearly-200-state-laws-take-effect-jan-1
If you're going to defecate on my dream, the least you could do is have the decency to fling it at my face.
I don't want to live in a society where I can't own a monkey. This is America. And if I want to have a pet monkey to fetch me drinks and occasionally wear a butler outfit, that's my right. It's in the Constitution. Or Bill of Rights. One of those important texts. Magna Carta? Federalist papers? Someone help me out here.
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