Shared: The Least He Could Have Done was Called

Why didn't the sheep testify? Why didn't the man apologize to the sheep? Furthermore, what was the sheep's name? It seems this was more than a one-time "drank-30-cans-had-sex-with-a-sheep" thing. Also, I'm pretty sure if I had sex with a sheep, I'd remember it, possibly call the day after. I also hope this will be added to the many alternative uses of a baby monitor.

The Herald, Sharon, Pa. - UPDATE: Man gets jail in sheep case: "A Sandy Lake Township man will spend 1 to 3 years in prison for trespassing into a woman’s barn and having sex with her sheep.

James Alan Stiver, 46, formerly of 11 Booher Road, accepted a plea deal July 20 for felony trespassing and sex with an animal, and was sentenced Friday by Mercer County Common Pleas Judge Christopher J. St. John. Charges of animal cruelty were dropped."